Modern Prophets

According to the so-called inspired word of God they claim to preach from. Every self-proclaimed modern prophet should be stoned to death, as their book commands, that if one prophecy utter by a prophet does not come true, death is that prophets pay.

For decades, and even centuries, so-called prophets have compiled a zero-hit average, and even with that they continue to shoot off their mouths and collect money from the foolish.

Why people still listens to and waste their money on these fakes is beyond rational, given that these want-to-be seers are wrong every time without fail. If failure is a forecast measure, then all of them are at the top of their game.

Yet, people are more than willing to pay for their mansions, aircrafts, yachts, and vacations without any return on their investment. Which is not an indictment against the prophetic frauds, but on the people who enable them.

Shaggy hair is appearing in a moment, in the gust of a fart, those who whine and whimper to him will be swept into polluted clouds where they gleefully applause a planet being devastated.

This is what the self-proclaimed prophets assure the willfully foolish and those who are mean-spirited, hateful, and void of empathy. The liars of upcoming events feed upon the organic enmity of those who detest everything, having a wishful desire that all existence die.

All existence die except them of course, because they are sealed for everlasting life by a fairytale that someone in the bronze age, nose-deep in hallucinogenic crabgrass, fabricated a story for the children in their village.

Zero plus nonsense equals irrational thinking with a net result of disappointments. Yet the diehard rationalizes anticlimax and nonevent as their bitterness and their indignation towards the different and the unsaved compels them to continue to pray for the end of the universe, regardless that the prophetic failure rate is plus billions in number.

This is the mindset of the despairing who see hope and fulfillment in suffering and destruction. This is the self-righteous and cynical energy that so-called prophets feed upon and nourish their bank accounts with.

This is why people want to colonize other planets so they can destroy them as they are doing the planet Earth. They sincerely believe that the actions of two people in a children’s fable have direct consequences on their lives three zillion years after the alleged fact.

Those who listen to these “fake prophets” want to live forever in a heaven that does not exist, as we know for a fact that the only heaven that exist is the one in which we live.

Prase be to foolishness. Dog wind. Excuse me, amen.