A Bunny of a Tale

Summary

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A bunny of a tale. Some time ago I read a story about a woman. She lived during the beginning of the Middle Ages in Portucale or Portugale, now known as Portugal. She was abducted by a bunny rabbit. For six days and six nights, the bunny rabbit made a full end of her. On the seventh day, it rested from all its work.

At some point, the woman fell in love with her abductor. She refused to cook and eat it, even though many of her neighbors wanted to do so. Intimate relations with certain animals were common in Western Asia. Europe was called this region during Neanderthal times. Rabbits were the mate of choice.

It had long been observed that during the spring equinox rabbits became highly motivated to produce offspring’s. They were of different species, so it was impossible for the woman to conceive by way of the rabbit. The rabbit was more aware of this than the woman. Nonetheless, the constant infusion of the bunny rabbit’s Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) into the woman became a crucial part. It integrated into the woman’s double helix.

This is a bunny of a tale that I read, so I can’t vouch for its authenticity. As the story goes, the successor to the Western Roman government was the church. The church learned about the woman’s infatuation with the bunny rabbit. It sent emissaries to investigate it. The emissaries decided the woman’s sexual obsession with the bunny rabbit was understandable. This view followed the long-held practices of the peoples of Western Asia, or Europe as it is called.

The church aimed to show dominance over and contempt for the common folks. They encouraged men to conduct lewd and lascivious acts with the woman. They even paid them for this. Acts that seemed affordable in passing any amount of the woman’s Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) into the men were most preferred.

To celebrate the coming of the spring equinox, both male and female followed the woman’s practice. They went out into the forest and the fields. They copulated with whatever bunny rabbit they found. The women were painted in many colors and conducted their search for bunny rabbits completely embarrassed; em(in)·bar(bare)·rassed(assed).

This is a bunny of a tale I know, but the rendering of the reading is firmly documented by folklore. The woman adored the bunny rabbit. She was knighted by the church. She have even given birth to a bunny-person against all odds.

Now you know where and why the practice of the Easter bunny originated. Where the egg comes from, I do not know other than it being a symbol of fertility. Investigate for yourself and learn why Western Asians, called Europeans, are a bunny rabbit/human hybrid species.