A Chocolate Cream Fudge Cake

Summary

A Chocolate Cream Fudge Cake blends humor, desire, and poetic storytelling. Discover romance, wit, and indulgent imagery at LucidityBooks.

At his birthday party a chocolate cream fudge cake is presented to him. Such a lovely cake, so well formed and so beautifully decorated. As he contemplates blowing out the candles, a thought occurred to him. He wants to keep this chocolate cream fudge cake intact.

It is such a waste that a well-prepared and well-dressed chocolate cream fudge cake should become an afterthought. What should he do with his concerns about this delightfully decorated chocolate cream fudge cake? He does not want to offend his party guests.

He can feasibly inform his birthday party guests that he has already eaten. He will save the chocolate cream fudge cake for later. He can tell his birthday party guests that he does not want to create a carbon footprint. Blowing out the candles topping this delicious looking chocolate cream fudge cake would contribute to it. At his birthday party, he must decide between two possibilities. These possibilities involve his birthday party guests and the scrumptious chocolate cream fudge cake placed before him.

Candles are flickering with suspense. His birthday party guests are eagerly awaiting him to take action. They want him to talk to the delectable chocolate cream fudge cake on the party table. Conceivably he can tell his birthday party guests that they all have had a little too much to drink. They will not appreciate the delicacies of the mouthwatering chocolate cream fudge cake they have presented him. In the current state of mind of his birthday party guests that explanation will go over well in semi-intoxicated brains.

He will give his birthday party guests thanks. He will show plenty of appreciation. Then, he will take the appetizing chocolate cream fudge cake into his bedroom for safe storage. He removes the yummy chocolate cream fudge cake from the mouths and stomachs of his birthday party guests. Then, he takes it to a safe place. Now, he can undertake the task of keeping it moist and fresh. Sealing the chocolate cream fudge cake under a cake cover or freezing it simply will not do. Room temperature will suffice for a time. Yet, the ever-constant temptation to gorge on it would be too great.

He has never seen anything so alluring. He has never seen anything so beautiful. The chocolate cream fudge cake that his birthday party guests have presented to him is incredible. They do not comprehend the size of what they have done. He can’t adequately show his heartfelt thanks to them for giving him such a stunning gift. He must use all of his brain power to keep the cake away from their inebriated mouths. He focuses intently on preventing them from indulging.

This is what he will do. He will entice his birthday party guests to sing a cheerful song in honor of his birthday. As they are embroiled in singing, he will carry out a vanishing act with the chocolate cream fudge cake. He will hide it away from the assaults of their spoons, knives, and forks. One more glass full and one more puff will distract his birthday party guests. They will forget all about the exquisite chocolate cream fudge cake they have given him.

That will work! Distraction and subterfuge will save this magnificent chocolate cream fudge cake from a rendezvous with a toilet bowl cleaner. He will be capable of nibble away at it in peace in the privacy of his bedroom.