The Good News

Summary

The Good News is a satirical meditation on lies, truth, and paradox—poetic reflections on society, belief, and awakening at luciditybooks.

The Good News is that the Camel ate the Lion and the Squirrel attacked the Bear. Everything is turned inside out. A lie is taught as being the truth and the truth is dismissed as being uninformed.

Homosexuality is considered natural. The systematic extermination of a culture and a people is called foreign policy and a war against terrorism.

Everyone is looking for and predicting the end of this world. They see signs where there is nothing to be found. They shoot off their mouths non-stop to be noticed and heard. They exploit the gullible by claiming to have unique knowledge. This knowledge gives them special insights about times, conditions, and seasons.

A passenger airliner is not an airplane it is a demonic spirit disguised in the form of an airplane. The United States Moon landing was a movie staged in a remote region of the west.

The United States somehow convinced the entire world to take part in this grand cover-up. This even included its then enemy and rival to conquer space, the former Soviet Union. The Anunnaki genetically created modern humans out of black monkeys from South Africa.

People across the world live in a constant state of distress. National leaders fuel this unrest. The chaos makes it easier to guide humanity into a new world order. The meek are kicked by goats and the strong are gored by bulls.

Medications are not designed to cure but to create perpetual paying addicts. The genetic scientist is rushing to develop a race-based weapon. It aims to target specific groups considered inferior and thus not worthy of life.

New diseases are created so that new medications can be manufactured for profit. Ex-slaves are placed in positions of authority to bring down governmental systems. A Dinopithecus skeleton gets praise for bouncing or running with a ball. It receives a good sum of loot. But it can’t read or write nor use proper grammar.

The log is rolling uphill, and a fire is burning without flames. Many people wait for the end of the world on a set date. Yet fate strikes sooner. A step off the curb. An eighteen-wheeler. Life ends the next day. In this strange apocalypse, the savage inherit the Earth. The meek are not blessed. They are devoured by a rampaging herd of duck-billed platypuses.

The woman is lovely, and she touches the man. The man is attractive, and he touches the woman. The mentally distorted work to desecrate this natural order. They take the pure and tarnish and degrade it. They root in the ground like hogs and pull up tainted worms. They scream for their civil rights to infect humanity with incurable diseases. And they are the only voices that are heard because they shout the loudest.

The planet Earth is out of balance because of the thinking and the activities of human beings. The collective mortal spirit is contaminating the spirit of the planet Earth. The planet Earth has grown very tired of its human residents. It is about to carry out one of its mass extinction events on humans.

As seen from earlier mass extinction events the planet Earth has no pity when it starts its housekeeping operations. So, all human life will be eradicated from the planet. This will happen unless there is some intervention by a force greater than the Earth. This will occur at that time.

Someone knocked on the door and everyone answered it. The Earth is not round. It is flat with a hollow center. If you reached inside, there is a small prize inside.

The snail reached the finish line ten seconds before the rabbit. The pig has a big plate of barbecue human ribs. The day is night and the nights are days. Technology is making people dumber, not smarter, and lazier not stronger.

The land is laid waste. The towns and cities are demolished. The people are scattered and confused. History repeats itself repeatedly. Fragments of a lost civilization are found beneath layers of soil. A U is discovered. Then an A. And finally, an S is lifted before the debris.

The discoverer names this lost civilization the USA culture. There is much debate as to who these USA people were and the extent of their culture. The consensus is that the USA people were a very localized culture that had extraordinarily little contact with other cultures.

A bird flies with one wing and a fish uses air pockets in the water to swim. The end of the world comes to thousands every minute of every day in one way or another.

Everyone on the planet is conducting some form of cover-up and conspiracy to safeguard their read end from unauthorized probing. Interstellar travelers are much too advanced to trouble themselves with self-proclaimed intelligent unintelligent life forms.

The worms do not distinguish between the rich and the famous and the impoverished and the unknown. The planet Earth is no respecter of person and will eradicate all without regard to any person. Misery will have deprivation for company and suffering will plead for a quick end to privation.

The rope will strangle the knot, and the limb will fall from the tree. In a single day, the mass will be utterly devoured. The depleted will roast chestnuts on the fire. Those who roast will be munched up by the nuts. Their chest will expel a bitter burp for an unsavory lunch. And the good news is, So What!